Cartoon Caption Contests

Cartoon Contest

July Cartoon


It’s Time To Send In Cartoon Captions – 

Here is our July’s cartoon. Now we need you to send us your best captions. After we choose our favorite 6, you get to vote for the one you like best. The winner from your votes will receive the cartoon with their caption and get to choose one of Paul Zucker’s publications free of charge.

Just email your caption by July 19, 2017 to

June’s Top Captions

Perhaps if I hide behind this paper, they will think I am busy and won’t ask me any questions.
Dan Matthys

You know what they say, “the bigger the desk, the longer the process.”
Bruce McClendon

Cheating again on the paperless policy with a hard copy of the memo, he still missed the meeting.
M. Gentry

You know what they say about a guy with a big desk.
M. Gentry

I must say that the lack of papers on people desks in our new world of computers is a little creepy!
Jim Strozier

From the chronicles of the paperless office: Can someone tell me what this thing is?
James Campbell

After a long negotiation, Mrs. Jones finally convinced Mr. Jones to leave the sanctuary of his office and take her out shopping and to lunch.
Jim Plonczynski