October’s Top Captions

I know you’re stretched to your limits, Jenkins, but you have to deal with all these scattered complaints.
James J. Plonczynski

Well Bob it appears you are now an official member of the thrown under the bus club!
Jim Pechous

I think you misunderstood the consultant’s recommendation to flatten our organization.
Mac Birch

I know you’re stretched thin, but the Mayor has asked us to review his friends project and put it on the fast track!
Jim Strozier

I know you said the interpretation of the zoning was a stretch, but I think you have taken it a bit too far.
Steven Magoon

I see you had your meeting with the development team for the proposed steamroller factory. Didn’t I tell you they were flatterers?
Stuart G. Baker